In an attempt to blend in and infiltrate the student population, Upper School squirrels appear to have evolved to stand on two legs making it almost impossible to distinguish them from their human counterparts.

When observed from a distance, the numerous advanced squirrels appear like any other on campus, but once alerted to the presence of humans, immediately don their disguise.

It seems that though the squirrels have begun to stand on their hind legs, they are still unable to walk and must return to their natural four-legged state for journeys across campus.

Harkeraquila will continue to monitor the situation and report back to the community.