“It’s not you, it’s me,” you say. “It’s not meant to be. Just not today, babe,” you say. You say a lot of things. That doesn’t change the fact that I only exist when you need me. It’s...

Are you tired of “hilariously” turning Valentine’s Day into “Singles Awareness Day” on Facebook? Sick of feeling pressured to use “Single Ladies” as your de facto anthem? Coming to the...

A helpful reminder that students are also responsible for the health of our animal counterparts on campus!

Though Left Shark did not make an appearance at the Oscars tonight, he or she remains forever in our hearts.

As an esteemed overachiever who has managed to simultaneously finish not only three pints of vanilla ice cream, but two bottles of Hershey’s syrup and six agonizing seasons of “Gossip Girl,” I consider...

America as a society seems to have a fascination with certain places. New York, Hollywood and recently, Silicon Valley. There may not be a song entitled “Welcome to Silicon Valley” in 1989,...

In an attempt to continue their lives of eating nuts and digging holes undisturbed, Harker squirrels have mastered the art of hiding. Whether under benches, in trash cans or in the small patches of tall...

It’s Thanksgiving night, and while the rest of your awkward dinner party’s attendants yawn and rub their eyes, you’re preparing for battle. Black Friday is just around the corner, and if the holidays...

Some of our most beloved childhood memories stem from the month of gluttony following Halloween, the one night our parents allowed us to unquestioningly accept candy from strangers. Returning to our houses...

It appears Upper School students are not the only ones benefitting from the delicious menu items being churned out by our talented kitchen staff. Squirrels on campus have begun to explore new food options...

The long weekend is here, bringing with it a slew of unfulfilled promises to yourself that this will be the time you finish your college applications before Monday, a flood of tears when you realize that...