Schooligans: Harker’s patron jokester makes tradition out of April Fools’ Day

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by Zachary Hoffman, Multimedia Editor

Lower school math teacher and well known jokester Pat Walsh, who is retiring in June, has experienced his fair share of April Fools’ Day pranks.

His favorite memory at Harker was with one of his students two years ago. In the lower school community, there is a fun “rivalry” between Walsh and next-door English teacher Kate Shanahan, and their students tend to choose a “side.”

Michelle Lou (7), a student at the time, was a “Shaney” and wrote a note to Walsh.

It was very well written,” Walsh noted. “It was a tremendous Mr. Walsh putdown. I kind of laughed with it and rolled with it; she was a very smart kid.”

Walsh figured he had to have the last word, so he asked elementary school division head Kristian Giammona for help.

“Rather than having egg on my face when she did it, I waited a couple of days,” Walsh said. “I don’t remember whether we had April Fools’ two years ago or not; it was either April Fools’ Day or the closest day to April Fools’ Day. I talked with Mrs. Giammona. I said, ‘Would you mind pulling a prank  for me?’”

“I waited a couple days…I talked with Mrs. Giammona. I said, ‘Would you mind pulling a prank for me?”

— Pat Walsh, Math teacher and patron jokester

Michelle was called into Giammona’s office and reprimanded for what she had written.

“Mrs. Giammona laid into her about how disrespectful [she was], ‘How could you ever write something like that about a teacher!’” Walsh said. “The girl looked like she was going to swallow her tongue, scared to death at everything, and [Mrs. Giammona] of course said, ‘April fools!’”

Walsh added that Giammona later regretted her involvement.

Walsh’s favorite prank, however, was executed by his daughter-in-law.

“My daughter-in-law is as much a prankster as I am,” Walsh said.

Last year, she was pregnant with his second grandson, and the birth was due April 8. Walsh and his wife, Terry, were on vacation in early April in Portland, but as they are “over the top grandparents,” both were afraid they would not be able to return home in time for the birth.

“We were coming home on the third of April,” Walsh remembers. “When we told my son and daughter in law, she gave us a look like ‘hmm, I’m surprised that you guys would go on a trip with that being so close.’”

So naturally, she and Walsh’s son schemed up a joke on the unsuspecting grandparents. On April 1, they texted the Walshes, saying that she was going into labor.

“We get a series of text messages, and after about an hour or so, we get a picture of her and the baby. Terry and I are devastated that we’re not there.”

Terry Walsh, who is well-seasoned in pranks from putting up with Pat Walsh’s many over the years, was not so convinced.

“Then all of the sudden my wife puts on her Sherlock Holmes hat and she starts expanding the photo, and she’s able to read, there’s a little white board in [the maternity ward] where they keep all the vital statistics and everything,” Walsh said. “There was evidence on that whiteboard that it was not the new baby; it was a birth from almost two years previous, from our first grandson.”

Although they were fooled, their second grandson, named Marty, was born the next day, April 2.

This piece was originally published in the pages of The Winged Post on March 28, 2017.