In an attempt to continue their lives of eating nuts and digging holes undisturbed, Harker squirrels have mastered the art of hiding. Whether under benches, in trash cans or in the small patches of tall grass sparsely distributed across campus, our furry friends on campus have been known to appear in unexpected places.

Attempts to reach a squirrel for comment were rebuffed. “I don’t get any privacy on campus!” they said.