It appears Upper School students are not the only ones benefitting from the delicious menu items being churned out by our talented kitchen staff. Squirrels on campus have begun to explore new food options as acorns no longer appear to satiate their increasingly sophisticated palates. New culinary discoveries are made daily as students leave food lying about after lunch only to be pillaged by our ever more aggressive rodent comrades.

Though Fresh Mex is widely cherished by the campus’ human population, it is yet unclear what the most popular food station amongst the squirrels is. Sources have yet to confirm whether the kitchen staff will be adjusting their menus to include nutritional stats and serving sizes for squirrels who wish to mediate their consumption and live healthier lifestyles.

Harkeraquila’s requests for an interview with the squirrel in the above video were denied and we are currently attempting to reach its publicist for comment.