Creative ways to cover up your class T-shirt

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Namitha Vellian (11) accessorizes a solid-colored sweater with a multi-hued scarf, achieving an effortlessly fashionable look. In addition to being used as stylish accessories, scarves can also serve to shield you from the disbelieving stares directed at your class T-shirt by faculty and other students.

In the highly, highly unlikely scenario that your class T-shirt contains a Microsoft Paint generated graphic that looks as though it has been constructed with the artist’s eyes closed, here are three creative ways to ensure that no one will ever see it!

1) A well-placed scarf

With the California fall approaching, a scarf can serve as a multifunctional item that both protects you from the harsh 80-degree lows that typify the season, as well as the disbelieving stares directed at your class T-shirt by faculty members and other students (arguably the more painful of the two). For most fashionable results, try to find a scarf color that starkly contrasts with the color of your T-shirt, a style consistent with the popular trend of color blocking. As colors are now encouraged to be paired with any other color, even if the final result is highly unflattering, a contrasting scarf will place you ahead of the curve both in fashion trends and strategic concealment of aesthetically questionable T-shirt designs.

2) The classic Eagle Buddy polo excuse

On Homecoming Rally day, there is perhaps no excuse more prevalent than the “OMG. I brought my Eagle Buddy polo instead of my regular class T-shirt because they’re the same color!!” This clever and “believable” excuse will likely be pardoned with eye rolls and good-natured mockery, rather than a deeper questioning of how exactly you managed to confuse a shirt with a completely different texture, shade, and style with your real class T-shirt.

Darby Millard (12) and her fifth grade Eagle Buddy Minali Kapadia pose in matching yellow polos. The clever and "believable" I-swapped-my-Eagle-Buddy-polo-for-my-real-class-T-shirt will likely be pardoned with eye rolls and good-natured mockery, rather than a deeper questioning of how exactly you managed to confuse a shirt with a completely different texture, shade, and style with your real class T-shirt.
Darby Millard (12) and her fifth grade Eagle Buddy Minali Kapadia pose in matching yellow polos.

3) Score a football player’s jersey

A football jersey employed to ingeniously conceal the misguided artwork that is your class T-shirt is the consummate blend between displaying Eagle spirit and saving yourself from perpetual humiliation. Befriend a member of the football team and subtly suggest the idea of wearing his or her jersey on rally day. This is the ideal opportunity to make new friends or strengthen an already affectionate bromance. For optimal concealment, layer one jersey on top of another to prevent any glimpse of the T-shirt design.

(From left to right) Seniors Sheridan Tobin, Zoe Woehrmann, Alyssa Amick, Delaney Martin, Erika Olsen, and Madi Lang-Ree show their support for fellow kicker Alyssa in matching #7 football jerseys. A football jersey employed to ingeniously conceal the misguided artwork that is your class T-shirt is the consummate blend between displaying Eagle spirit and saving yourself from perpetual humiliation.
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(From left to right) Seniors Sheridan Tobin, Zoe Woehrmann,  Delaney Martin, Erika Olsen, and Madi Lang-Ree show their support for kicker Alyssa Amick in matching #7 football jerseys.